This challenge is pretty cool 🙂
The next day, Alice had something important to tell me. She looked very excited.
Me: You are WHAT?!
Alice: You hear me right. Pregnant. I am pregnant.
Me: But… how? What? I proposed to you only yesterday… We didn’t even had that much sex! What is this sorcery?
Alice: Are you kidding? We’ve been fucking days and night since we live together!
Me: B-but this is way too early!
Alice, unamused: Listen here you lil shit, some days ago you were all about big love serenades and how about nothing lasts forever, you forced me to get a shitty job and now you’re freaking out because we’re habing a baby, which is the WHOLE IDEA behind the stupid legacy you can’t stop talking about.
Me: B-b-b-but this is so sudden… I don’t know what to say!
Alice: Be happy, don’t worry goddamn it!
Alice: Anyway, we are in an hurry…
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